Just Kidding...

Grade 4’s at Al Falaah College have this to say about Mathematics when they are kidding around.

  • What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
  • Why do plants hate maths? Because it gives them square roots!
  • What did the mean triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless
  • Why should you never believe a clock? It’s usually second hand
  • What did area say to perimeter while arguing? I’m trying to talk to you but I feel you are just going around my problem!
  • What do you call an empty parrot cage? A
  • What is a math teacher’s favourite tree? Geome-tree!
  • How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner because it’s always 90.

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